by VenusGhoulette May 12, 2023
Get the Ghost mug.-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ghost Turd mug.E-Ghosts: A term for a modern generation of tech-savvy criminals who use technology like fast sports e-bikes to steal phones and use signal jammers to steal luxury vehicles, like Range Rovers, also involved in thefts, to drug dealing, assaults, and even murder. They operate in complete anonymity, wearing disguises and all-black clothing, balaclavas gloves and face masks, making the authorities powerless against them. Their motto: is "No face, no case
Lee: Did you see?
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.
Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.
E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol
The news, Frank? This new generation are outsmarting the police.
Frank: Absolutely! They boot around on e-bikes, wearing masks, and just grab phones do bear crime and sell hard drugs. The police have got no chance of catching them there.
E-Ghosts LOL.
Lee. Lol
by Jamie Cheese November 26, 2025
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Get the Ghost mug.The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.
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Get the ghost unicorn mug.A scary little roof leak that you never knew you had until one day….BOO!!! You’re about to do some regular maintenance work and suddenly your breathe is taken away by the appearance of a $5,000.00 roof repair bill.
Homeowner: “ I never even knew I had a leak!”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”
Roofer: “That there is a ghost leak. Most folks don’t know when they have one, until it’s too late.”
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