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don't go swimming upstream

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Don't make something harder than it has to be.
That girl isn't worth your time, don't go swimming upstream.

Just study or you'll be swimming upstream.
by fargun October 5, 2025
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No... I really don't...

If that's how you feel then you can be like an Igor... You can be Igor.
Hym "No... I really don't... What I need is to buy a shotgun..."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
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Don't read me

Don't read me. No. stop. stop. STOP. I SAID STHAP IT. WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING ME!??! HUH?!??! WHY!!?!?!?! STOP IT. fine. this is going to be the last sentence you will read from me. ............... WHY TF ARE YOU STILL READING ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

FINE. READ. KEEP ON READING. I like it when you read. Ha! c'mon, keep on reading. yeah. You're still reading. wahoooo.

PLEAAAAAASE. You can read me tomorrow. But not today pls. please. PLEAASE. Pweaty pwease? pwease?? with cherry on top? With sugar? WITH COCONUT FLAKES?!?!?!?!?! NO??? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
why are you reading me? Don't read me. Read the top.
by DiamondPro408584 February 24, 2021
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Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.
by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021
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don't

a word that nobody can time correctly on the hit song "Don't" by Bryson Tiller that still gets played to this day.
Chorus: "Spit fire in a world so cold
H-Town got a nigga so throwed"

Derek: *prepares to say "don't" for the 57th attempt at nailing the line...

Derek: "Don't-- oh fuck"

Bryson: "Don't"

Derek: Do-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK
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You don't own it

Oh! So you DO know that I did the thing I'm saying a did. Good. That means you know I'm better than you and you're fully aware of your place beneath me. Fantastic. That's exactly how I want you to feel. Inferior. Because you ARE that.
Hym " 'You don't own it' he says. So, people don't own the contents of their own minds. Fantastic. That's going to work out great for everyone."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.
"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"
by Dave-Landon October 6, 2016
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