titty day 

april 22nd is widely known as titty day. this is a day when most females do not necessarily expose, but make it so their breasts are move revealed. some speculate that april 22nd is the date due to the two 2's in the date, in relation to a pair of tits which contain 2 titties.

Jack: Dude, it's titty day.
Bryan: Dude, I know - look at the tatters on the blonde at your 7 o clock.

titty day by DickTate April 7, 2010

Have a nice day 

The phrase used by help desk, retail, and other customer service workers all across America when they'd like to tell the person they are speaking to to sit on a large object and spin, but enjoy maintaining an income.

Customer: I can't get onto the internet.
Help Desk: Okay, can you please check to make sure the cables are securely connected from the wall to the modem?
Customer: I can't see.
Help Desk: Why not.
Custoemr: The power is off.
Help Desk: Oh, unfortunately, you're not going to be able to connect while the power is out. Call back if you need anything. Have a nice day.

Have a nice day by Xodusprime March 18, 2008

all day i dream about soccer 

The slogan 'all day i dream about soccer' 1981-2005 was created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the following slogans:

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

See also 'sports'

'all day I dream about soccer' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

all day i dream about soccer by Barbara Gauss October 29, 2005

Obama Day

January 20. The End of the World.

Are you going to school on Monday?

Are you kidding? That's Obama Day! I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it because the world might blow up.

Obama Day by DibWhoTalksToHimself January 20, 2009

Valentime's Day 

Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.

"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"

Valentime's Day by Proxunum November 5, 2012

Four Day Rule 

If the same girl wakes up in your bed for the majority of a week (x greater than or equal to 4) then you are contractually obligated to engage into a relationship with this individual. This rule does not apply when on vacation, due to the fact that there are frequently less beds and arrangements need to be made to satisfy both parties.

Dude, my roommate just satisfied the four day rule, that must mean they're dating. Sucks for him...

Four Day Rule by Tyrone Schiff February 20, 2006

Valentines Day 

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.

It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.

Valentines Day by Crunch Buckets February 9, 2008