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Cock Pie

'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the Twats out there.
In many ways similar to humble pie but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic.
Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by Balls but this is optional.
"Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a Cock Pie fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time."
by Harm February 17, 2005
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Cock Stamp

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.
"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"
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Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006
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cock block

If your a pedophile he is the definition of a cock block.
by jayleeb October 6, 2008
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Cock Master

1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock

2. Someone/thing which you dont like very much
1. His lover is a cock master.
2. damnit leroy... why do you have to be such a cock master?
by Linds June 2, 2004
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cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.
Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.
by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006
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cock boy

by Look Iam November 11, 2007
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