Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Allison American Beatrice Christina Ferrara Ferrera Robles Soler, And Avery Eduardo Rodriguez

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American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.

Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.

by Soupaquite July 30, 2018

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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

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An ideology where you constantly switch your political values in order to be at odds with the actions/values of the USA

People who have these ideologies deny it and falsely believe as if their changing opinions are always that way, and are backed up by ample evidence

Todd: I wish Germany won ww2, than America wouldn't exist to terrorize the word

Pete: I thought you wanted the Soviet Union to win ww2

Todd: Yes, then the USA would have been destroyed in the Cold War

Pete: God you are such an idiot

American-Reactionism

by Partylizard April 5, 2021

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