dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

Youngest is always the favourite and never isn't drinking coffee

Any kid: where's all the food and coffee gone
Mum: your dad's probably the culprit

by PurpleRefrigerator December 22, 2022

dad

Male who made another living being with his genetic material.

Dad.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Dad

Something that you never meet

My dad left my family

by Ghknvgui March 10, 2018

Hiba's dad

A father that left his daughter to own many many milk factories

girl 1: my dad left

girl 2 :you are a hiba's dad

by brebabbabab January 17, 2023

Dad pack

Half way between a dad bod and a six pack

“Woah look at his dad pack”

by anonymous July 13, 2022