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When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
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I can't stand her! She's such a DUCK!
by woofster1000 April 24, 2019
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John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
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