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Joe Brandon

Joe Brandon: Damn this shit feels liquidy
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Joe Biden

George W. Bush 2.0

An interventionist neoconservative disguised as a woke democrat.

Currently in a 4-way polyamorous marriage with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Jens Stoltenberg, and Hibatullah Akhundzada, with Jill Biden as a public cover-up. Has established Ukraine as the 51st state of America. Wants to start a Second Cold War with China and Russia, sacrificing the safety and liberty of the world's citizens in the name of democracy, a failed form of government that only works in practice and has been used to "justify" forever-wars. Extremely racist, homophobic, and sniffs children. Also has dementia, can't construct a single sentence, and falls down stairs and off bikes. Is trying to inflate the US Economy to be equal with Venezuela and is making basic living for the middle class impossible, despite promising to "tax the rich".

Although i hate Trump and support LGBTQ+ rights, there is one phrase i highly agree with regardless; Let's Go Brandon.

Aaaand cue the Urban Dictionary downvote bots!
Emily 13 BLM/ACAB/KAM (Cloudself/cloud): OMG cheetopuff fascist man is gone daddy Joe Biden will save america!!!1!1!1!
Someone with actual fucking common sense: Ok bitch whatever, don't come crying to me when you die in nuclear hellfire after being drafted in Kyiv, or when you die from not being able to afford basic housing, food and electric bills.
by PNurBH October 1, 2022
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sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex
"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"
by mehling August 28, 2012
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Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick
"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"
by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009
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joe poe

the act of going home after a long night and jacking off, then passing the fuck out after ejaculation.
spence was so wasted last night that he went home and pulled a joe poe.
by skurkrow August 23, 2011
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whos joe

You have fallen into my trap ahahahaha now i shall begin the ultimate humiliation process on you!!!1
person with 2 IQ: Whos Joe?
me: JOE MAMA
by YouTube Crispy October 29, 2019
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Sloppy Joes

"Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!

1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 9, 2012
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