Twatter

-A user of twitter because twitter is strictly for twats that complain about everything life has to offer.

- Anyone that takes twitter seriously.

- Also could be a future reference to a twitter type porn.

- Hector123: @Preston I totally love going out and tweeting about last night!

- Preston: @Hector123 lol i know you twatter! #TonightsYourNightMan

by [e-mail] October 24, 2011

Twisted stem

An offset penis that results in an unsucessful attempt at intercourse.

The result of his twisted stem papelboned the relationship until he responded with a spiderman.

by Jcarr55 November 19, 2011

Tittered out loud

Same as laughing out loud, only in a titterly fashion. Basically, a highly fancy way of Lol'ing. Abbrieviated as TOL, TOL'd or TOLing

Tiffany, have you seen the maid's new bonnet? Quite horrendous.
Yes Charles. I actually tittered out loud at the sight of it.

by Guest(76309) December 27, 2011

twitetiquette

Proper Hash-tagging, mentioning, and retweeting

"Wait! is that proper twitetiquette, am I going to get blocked?"

by 2chicks200flicks January 6, 2012

Twattercoaster

High speed/short lived.

You had the best orgasm of your life but you can't remember her name or what she even looked liked therefor she is a twattercoaster.

by titvondee July 26, 2012

Twatter

A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.

Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.

by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012

twitception

When a person on twitter, usually female, is not as attractive in person as they seem to be in their avi/twitter pictures. Usually due to filters/excessive makeup.

"Dude, remember that chick whose DM's I dove into last week after she posted that cleavage-heavy selfie?"

"Yeah man. Looks great in her avi, why?"

"I ran into her last night. Biggest case of twitception ever. She was a COW."

by Gb96 March 27, 2014