Skip to main content

Tossing the Truffles 

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.
Tossing the Truffles mug front
Get the Tossing the Truffles mug.
See more merch

ascend the tree

the act of having sexual intercourse, refers to the ascension of the body starting at the feet leading to the genitals. traditional the ascenion begins with either the woman or man placing their foot on the other's opposite foot. Derived from ancient Indian tradition.
dude, you got to ascend the tree slow. She has a nice tree. I would ascend that so fast he wouldn't know what hit him.

on the town

a phrase which describes the action of going out for a night of promiscuity, drunkenness and partying, especially with friends or acquaintances
"Hey we're going out on the town, wanna come?"

"shure sounds sweet, i'll go get ready"
on the town by himpert123 December 30, 2013

junk in the trunk 

a girl that has a nice big round ass
all of you fat white chicks taking pictures of yourself dont have junk in the trunk, youve just got a big fat flabby white ass, a nice ass is round and on a girl with a tight body, so stop posting pics of urself and posting them definitions like these
junk in the trunk by sycop September 6, 2005

knock the top off 

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.
It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.
knock the top off by Niki C January 12, 2006

empty the trick bag 

1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.

2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.

When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
empty the trick bag by gnostic1 January 22, 2011

Just the tip 

A game that NO MAN can play.
I told her “Just the tip” but as soon as I felt how hot and wet she was, I HAD to give her the donk.
Just the tip by Will_Odinsson November 7, 2021