The Queen’s Tea

The juiciest tea (gossip) imaginable.

Hey sis, are you ready to hear the queen’s tea?
Hell yes bitch give it to me.

by Mikey374902 February 2, 2021

Hot cup of tea

A hot bottle of clean piss used to pass a drug test

Fuck...my color was called, do you know anyone with a hot cup of tea?

Daren got popped because he spilt his hot cup of tea in front of his P.O.

I got that job because of a hot cup of tea.

by Nobility March 4, 2021

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

That’s the Tea !

Yassssss bish ! Or I KNOW THATS RIGHT !

Usually used in the LGBTQ community.

Her Bestie : Girl why she all in your face like you still something but the whole time she stealing ?

Me: girl ! That’s the tea ! Tf !

by Bezirella May 24, 2021

Bone apple tea

A stupid ass meme and copypasta that people thought was funny. Well it's not, it's dumb af. Originated from the equally stupid r/boneappletea subreddit.

nobody:
Band kid: like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit
Me: I'm sorry, did you mean to say "When you're retarded and you try to act like you're fancy before eating"?
Band kid: r/wooooooooosh
Me: r/FoundTheRedditard

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021

Forgetting the green tea

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.

Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.

by Secrete sauce June 26, 2021

He.drinks.tea.darling

He.drinks.tea.darling is one of my fav moots 🙄🤚 shes so funny and nice.

😩🤚

Her username is @he.drinks.tea.darling go follow her rn 👹

by Marvelll__stannn July 13, 2021