A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 21, 2023

A middle school in Bellingham, WA that contains of the grades 6th, 7th, and 8th. At least 1 in 9 kids have smoked pot or had sex. Shuksan contains of lots of bullies and kids who slit their wrists for attention.
Girl: Oh my gosh I’m so thankful I don’t have to go to Shuksan Middle School
Friend: Yeah I agree with you. At least both of us aren’t pot-headed skanky bitches like the kids who go there.
Friend: Yeah I agree with you. At least both of us aren’t pot-headed skanky bitches like the kids who go there.
by >:( February 1, 2019

This place is so boring. A few fights break out every month. 8th grade lunch is practically breakfast. In 6th grade they barely give you anything. Then, in 7th it hits you like a truck. 7th graders are basically starving by lunch, Math isn't so bad. Some kids at the school just don't know when to stop because there are to consequences for bad behavior. Many of the kids make disgusting jokes. There is bird poop or gum everywhere in the courtyard. The locks for P.E & Band are terrible, they unlock with a little tug. They don't have CHOCOLATE MILK AT LUNCH! The lockers are absolutely useless. Who is going to walk back to building A just to get their stuff? but, the band 7th and 8th grade teacher is absolutely amazing.
If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.
If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.
by Mr AD37 November 8, 2023

Is the opposite of the definition above
by FatBoobylicker December 18, 2019

A place where swear words are thrown around a lot but teachers are nice. A lot of the students are mean, homophobic, racist and sexist but some kids are not like that and you have to remember that they should not be grouped in with the other ones. The lunch ladies are very kind and give people fruits and veggies.
by Mr. Piffle the Penguin March 30, 2022

“Did you hear that Jamie is going into middle school soon?”
“Damn, I hated middle school, It fucking sucks, hope it’s not as bad as it used to be”
“Damn, I hated middle school, It fucking sucks, hope it’s not as bad as it used to be”
by just_ur_average_lesbian March 8, 2023

The worst school that could ever exist, has a lot of white boys and vsco girls that get on your nerves :)
by urmothersucks December 17, 2019
