Red Indian

When an Indian man fucks a girl on her period and as a result his penis is left covered in a thick layer of blood.

Johnny: Hey Muthu isn’t your girlfriend on her period?
Muthu: Yes, last night I became a Red Indian.

by alexwong69 August 24, 2021

Fake Indian

Someone who describes themselves as a pure Indian despite being mixed race

Adrian B is such a Fake Indian

by scottynomany November 21, 2021

Little India

If you're searching for the smallest person in a room just yell "India" an then look down.

Man: "Where is Little India?
Woman: "Right between your legs..."

by schlomo110 November 22, 2021

FMCH India

Also known as Foundation of Mother and Child Health India, this is an organisation that works on empowering families, enabling behaviour change for improved maternal health and reduced malnutrition.

Did you know FMCH India has been using innovative ways to bridge access and awareness gaps in vulnerable Indian communities since its inception in 2006? They have impacted over 1 lakh families till date.

by @hither_thither November 26, 2021

Because India

1. A perfectly reasonable explanation as to why seemingly random and frustrating things happen in India.
2. A way to justify random and illogical laws, legislations or social norms in India.
(I do not hate India, rather I love it very much, but sometimes it can be a bit weird that’s all)

Q. Why is there a rickshaw parked in middle of the road?
A. Because India.
Q. Why do schools teach you useless things?
A. Because India.
Q. Just why?
A. Because, India.

by AlexKoshy18 November 29, 2021

Gor indi qaqan nagaracaq

The starter-pack of the failure.

Driver: Gor indi qaqan nagaracaq

#crashed

by KaspiyskiyGruz_lovestory January 13, 2022

The Indian that grew from concrete

Even more heroic than a rose growing from concrete these days, since it's so rare to meet an Indian.

It was hard not to smile when you saw a real Indian in the Thanksgiving parade, to let people know they were still around. The Indian that grew from concrete lived on in a time when many had gone extinct.

by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021