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ghettotastic 

fantasticlly ghetto, a combination of the 2 words, used to describe something that is really rundown.
Mike: those apartments you live in are ghettotastic
Rob: no they arent
Mike: theres a hole in the side of ur building big enough to drive through...
ghettotastic by Big Robert July 27, 2004

Ghettoville 

A city (usually small) where most of the population is made of ghetto people, but nobody realizes that they are ghetto. All of the women's clothes are five sizes too small and the men's clothes are five sizes too big. Everyone's car is the most badass car in their minds, when in reality they possess one of the crappiest cars around (usually a bunch of cars covered in fake decals and with really loud mufflers on a 4 cylinder). There are also special events that occur only once or twice a year where all of the ghettos come out from under their rocks and out of their hiding places to get drunk, dance, start fights, and hook up with each other.
Bob: Hey Jerry, remember when we lived in Ghettoville?

Jerry: Yeah, that place sucked with all of the ghettos crawling around. Especially since it turned into the Palm Beach International Raceway's Drag Strip every time I pulled up to a stoplight.

Bob: Yup, those were the days. And the fiestas were always the worst times of the year when the 300 pound girls would all come out in their tightest tube tops, fake eyebrows, and g-strings pulled up to their necks, and all of the guys in their XXXX-Large polos, 59Fifty hats, and Plymouth Neons with tinted windows, Daytons, three 12-inch subwoofers in the trunk, and a Raiders decal in every window.

Jerry: Yep...Ghettoville was the shit...

getto snob

Somebody who lives in a poor area (getto) with poor assets and possessions but looks down on somebody who is in exactly the same situation as themself.
Sue who lives in a run down council house picks fun at nikki because she lives in a similar house accross the street. (she is a getto snob because she is picking fun at somebody in the same position as herself)
getto snob by Chris Bradley March 2, 2008

ghettophisticated 

(Adj) the state of being (mentally) sharp and smooth while maintaining an urban swagger often characterized by verbal dexterity, wit, a stong work ethic, superior public speaking skills, and the ability to chill the fuck out, grab a 40 or a blunt and kick it during the weekend
(Adj) the combination of ghetto and sophisticated, with more emphasis on the latter
(Adj) a beast
Jessica:OMG Becky, Morehouse's Model UN team is so ghettophisticated.
Becky:Yeah, they're hot, they know how to party, and they're soooo serious when it comes to getting work done.

J. Rawlings (former president of Ghana), Shirley Franklin (Atlanta's Mayor), Russell Simmons, Michael Eric Dyson, Sean Combs, Most Spelman Women, Most Morehouse Men, Some Howard & Clark people, Even fewer people from Hampton
ghettophisticated by Tsmooth May 18, 2007

ghettoberry 

A older model blackberry cell phone; or one that is greatly damaged and appears "ghetto".
I need a new phone. I'm tired of this ghettoberry
ghettoberry by CRMartin11 September 2, 2009

ghetoblaster 

See ghettoblaster, or ghetto blaster.

Basically a large portable boombox played at annoyingly loud levels.
When the punk rocker on the city bus wouldn't turn off his ghetoblaster Spock used the vulcan neck pinch to knock him out and shut off the music. (Stark Trek IV - Save the Whales).