by kdrjsf May 10, 2006
Get the god squad mug.by Soto Capo October 16, 2008
Get the peace to the gods mug.A bad metal band that tries too hard to be "hardcore metal" or "metalcore" or whatever you call it while sucking in the process. News flash: Constant, incoherent screaming doesn't make you a "badass", it makes you look like a group of idiots with no depth. I'm not saying they aren't instrumentally talented, because they are, but raw talent and manufactured guitar solos don't make up for shitty songwriting and boring concepts. Similar cases of talented bands that still manage to suck include Dream Theatre and Children of Bodom.
"YEAH! LAMB OF GOD IS TEH HARDKORE!!!1"
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"Lamb of God could be so much better, but they choose to be fucking lame."
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"Lamb of God could be so much better, but they choose to be fucking lame."
by Celia Cruz March 26, 2005
Get the Lamb of God mug.The act of catching another person throw up to in their own hand. This is done to prevent throw up from landing in someone's car or house.
Person 1: Dude Kevin got so fucked up last night I was GOD HANDING him so the uber wouldn't charge him extra
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
Person 2: WTF bro that's nasty
by JAMESlikesmen April 3, 2021
Get the God handing mug.Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.
Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)
Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)
Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P
So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"
by mufasas1lion January 31, 2017
Get the god joke mug.by Holmebrew May 30, 2016
Get the god's purse mug.when someone’s ability so sauce / woo the opposite gender is divine
also can be used when witnessing someone in the act of saucing
also can be used when witnessing someone in the act of saucing
Example 1
npc 1: “bro you really pulled that 10/10?”
npc 2: “yea bro”
npc 1: “naw bruh your a sauce god”
Example 2
me: (sees guy making out with girl)
me: “sauce goddd”
npc 1: “bro you really pulled that 10/10?”
npc 2: “yea bro”
npc 1: “naw bruh your a sauce god”
Example 2
me: (sees guy making out with girl)
me: “sauce goddd”
by sam the slutty slut June 16, 2023
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