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Stupid Cunt

You're all wrong. This is not an insult intended for a woman. Stupid Cunt is intended for a male who is worse than a woman. "You stupid cunt" reflects the idiocy of one of your boys. This originates in the UK.
You Stupid Cunt, you never should have fucked your bosses wife.
by muddyhalo May 24, 2016
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cunt stick

1) noun., an idiot, a imbecile, a cretin, someone who is such a clueless cunt as to be a cuntstick.

2) The male penis.
by Dave RT Jones August 29, 2008
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slush cunt

a women who has had slept with many men and lies down on their back for anything
man that girl is such a slush cunt i dont know how many different men have came in her
by iceblaze August 3, 2005
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cunt gas

A fanny fart. Often caused by a build up of trapped air during sex, but occasionally by infection. The latter form would also have a very unpleasant odour. Can be used as an expletive.
We were just lying there cuddling when she let out some noisy cunt gas.

Cuntgas! Somebody smashed my car!
by spunkism October 15, 2003
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emo cunt

An Emo cunt is one who thinks they have it so tough. Guess what prick...it's called life!!. You sad fucking cunt- get a life and grow the fuck up you fucking fuck head.

You will ususally find these people will have dyed hair, black trousers and seem (socially) very insecure. Think again-these people are hard core emo fags .

They usually come from neat middle class backgrounds and through puberty they have felt the need to rebel. They like to be proud of the fact they are bi-sexual (and very comfortable i.e. "I've been bi since i was like 6"), talk all the fucking time about My Chemical Romance and/or other feacal matter.

They will also tend to self harm...who cares?! Bring on the Emo holocaust!!!!

Fuckin' fags!
Emo1: "xXx You.swear.all.the.time.Its like you hate everyting you know.life would be so much better if people like you would relax xXx."

Me (or any other normal person): Shut the fuck up you dickhead Emo cunt.
by Anti-Emo Army Member September 21, 2008
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Smug Cunt

- One who

1. Believes, and practices the belief that he is inherently superior to others, esp. with musical playing ability.

2. Often uses a large amount of jargonic terminology to baffle people, which in turn gives them intense feelings of self satisfaction.

3. Can act as a group, where one is seen at gigs with other smug cunts, folding their arms, nudging each other and making inside remarks about the band performing.
1. Some Guy: "So anyway, what's so bad about his drumming?"

Smug Cunt: "I think it's bad because he plays messily and his technique is horrible. He simply plays too much fast stuff with an excessive amount of snare drum. His drumming is absent of control, and he is not particularly dynamic. He just doesn't take drumming seriously."

Some Guy: "Ok, fair enough. Heard of Mike Portnoy?"

Smug Cunt: "What a stupid question. Of course I have, I'm an experienced drummer"

2. Smug Cunt: "So how would you rank his drumming?"

Some Guy: "Well, I don't really know anything about drums. He's pretty good, I suppose he's quite fast"

Smug Cunt: "Oh really? Well I think it's typical of young drummers thesedays. They try to drum incredibly fast but are oblivious to how sloppy they are. I doubt he has any sense of precision or finesse, let alone groove."

Some Guy: "... (He hasn't even met/heard this drummer yet)"

3. Smug Cunt 1: *nudges* "That bird on guitar is as horrible as she sounds"

Smug Cunt 2: "Oh definitely, definitely"
by Rory Ashton June 10, 2008
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cunt hooks

The index and middle fingers held up, palm towards your body -- indicating "hooking/pulling up into a vagina". . .
OR just a general vulgar reference to the fingers.
If he puts his dirty little cunt hooks anywhere NEAR my girlfriend, I'll break 'em right off!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 16, 2007
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