Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.

Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.

by Floorbeer May 29, 2019

Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.

Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017

beer economy

An economic system that runs parallel to the official economy of a region/state/nation where alcohol is the currency used in exchange for goods and services. Used extensively throughout Australia, with beer being the main denomination.

"ay Bruce, did you end up doing that Barra swap on your AU?"
"yeah mate... cost me a bit tho... coupla slabs of VB... beer economy mate"

by Robert Sanvagene January 27, 2024

Poolard beer

A polar bear type person who is an overweight alcoholic. Typically a lazy, yet cool to hangout with.

My buddy Josh is such a poolard beer

by Jake larda September 13, 2021

1 million beers

1 million beers is a term evolved from a tiktok trend where people would use the "handsome" filter on snapchat to make funny videos regarding alcoholism

no, bring me 1 million beers instead

by based bathrobe July 9, 2024

One Beer Asshole

An extremely mean and lightweight drinker.

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011