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A tech company. It’s expensive as fuck. You get the same performance for less with a pc
Oh got that guys got a fuck Apple MacBook
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apple is a red fruit that you can eat*
*for fucking off the doctors XD
"hey apple, hey... hey apple!" (telling you to fuck off
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The best company ever, if you’re super slow dumb as android has something good, we’ll have it in less than 2 years but 50x better
Guy 1:I just got the new android

Guy 2:the new apple iPhone Just came out today

Guy 1:shit
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An Aplatonic person - somebody who doesn't experience platonic attraction
I was talking about how friendship is overrated with one of my apple acquaintances.
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The company that LOVES to sell electronics at fucking insane ass prices that are way overpriced. It is mid 2024, and the base Mac Mini ($600), iMac ($1300), and MacBook Air ($900) STILL offer only eight fucking gigabytes of RAM, and the SSD is at a tiny ass 250 gb. Bat shit INSANE for those prices. Want to upgrade to a more reasonable memory and storage? $200 for an extra 8 gigs of ram, and another $200 for an extra 250 gb of SSD. Add those two together, $400. For just extra memory and storage to make the computer at least usable for halfway going into 2025. Fucking nuts, man.

Apple's accessories for their Macs, iPads, and iPhones are also way overpriced, such as the cases, covers, keyboards, earphones, and even their fucking chargers that are infamous for being fragile as fuck yet so damn expensive to replace.

Now, I will say this. Apple products do last a while and are well built, and a lot of their stuff are honestly good. And some of their stuff are a better value than others. But the fucking abysmal value on a lot of their products is something that would turn people who are more frugal into other brands.
Many Apple users are the type of people that could give less fucking shits about being smart with their money and do not care about value.
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