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Meat Riding like Malott

When one person is obsessed with someone and will do whatever it takes to get someone else to like them. This could also be choosing a side of an argument on purpose or for biased reasons.
“There he goes! Greg is back to meat riding like Malott! I am not surprised by this! lol”
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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hammock ride

PG-13 euphemism for intercourse between consenting adults. Popularized by Danny DeVito as on an episode of Taxi when his character (Louie DePalma) confessed to Rhea Perlman (who played his girlfriend on the show) that he had an affair behind her back.
"Well, Sophie and I.....we took a hammock ride."

"Losers whine and make excuses. Winners do their dirty work and take a hammock ride with the prom queen."
by Ten Forward September 14, 2015
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dragon riding

when a woman has a threesome with two bisexual men.

the two bisexual men must engage in intercourse at some point in the threesome for it to be true dragon riding, otherwise it's just another threesome with two men.
"did you hear that nancy went dragon riding last night? i'm so jealous right now."
by silenthellion November 5, 2022
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Riding The Shoppingcart

When 3 or more men all ride each other in a large orgy. Normally takes place in some type of wheeled vehicle.
Girl One: How is your day?
Girl Two: Awful! My boyfriend broke up with me and joined a group of guys who like “Riding the Shoppingcart.”
by Chubby_Faggot123 July 4, 2018
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riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park
"i was riding the shart on my way home today"
by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021
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Old Fashioned Car Ride

It means sex.

It’s a vague reference to the car scene in Titanic when Jack & Rose make love in the back seat of that old Renault (yes I researched what car it was for this to have word variety).

If you want to be less vague & WAY more direct to your desired person of saying this to, you can instead say “Titanic Car Ride”. If wanting something even more vague & secretive, “Vintage Car Ride”.

New phrase invented by me to be secretly dirty ;)
Lora: Wow how’s Jack

Rose: We actually got to go on an Old Fashioned car ride! Cool huh?

Lora: Yeah?

Rose: lol.
by Superjuliam August 22, 2022
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Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.
He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.
by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023
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