Transylvania Top

A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)

1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..

by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019

Top shagger

It’s me josie

Josie is a top shagger

by Pat1269 May 8, 2019

Top

A top is a person who is more aggressive in sexual situations.

Person one: Are you a top?
Person two: Yes, I do enjoy tying people up.😘

by 777willenjoy😉 May 9, 2019

on top

to run up the hill huffing and puffing with a picnic box and wait

(on top)
"so was he here already or is he late like me?"

by Krkič May 14, 2019

Top Level Asian

The supreme level of awesomeness achievable by an asian. Includes driving race cars.

Hey Top Level Asian, throw us the keys to the Audi R8.

by LamboDriver May 15, 2019

Top Slosher

Top slosher an admirable and desirable title .

Only the best of the worst deserve this title; So bad you're so good at it.

Can be defined in many ways- drunkard slosher , sloppy slosher, total slosher , queen slosher and Top slosher. The definitions appear in ranking order.

Not to be used in a derogatory term.

Look at that slosher

What a slosher

Top slosher!

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 18, 2019

Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.

You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top

by Seabass101 May 20, 2019