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Top Sneaky

It means the same thing as Top Secret but more fun.
by a_person_name July 14, 2023
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Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.
"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.
by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024
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Cherry on top

When you spray whipped cream all over a girls vagina or ass and than make sure your nails are sharp for the next part, you than stick your fingers into the girls vagina or ass so hard that it causes blood to spray out and than you use the blood for ice cream. You can also ask a girl if she’s on her period so she can bleed on top of the ice cream.
All I need left for the sundae is to put a Cherry on top, does any one of you have a girlfriend?
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023
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tippy top

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.
by queermunculus October 24, 2023
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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
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Top shottally

Adverb
As a top shotta/in the ways of a top shotta
How a top shotta operates
Kurlon is a top shotta he does things top shottally
by Wise King Solomon January 1, 2023
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Top

Someone who tops on bed while doing the no-no

Girls can also top
Dane: i heard Kayle is a top
Mark: wait,,,, isn't she a girl?
Dane: it is what it is
Mark: understandable. Have a nice day
by SquoshySnow August 24, 2021
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