Telic

an obscure english word that basically mean's you're ready to fuck shit up in every way possible

guy 1: did you see that guy skateboarding down the street? i dunno where he was goin but he was goin there fast
guy 2: i know right? shits telic af

by Trashbag Yeezies December 17, 2018

tels

The definition of a word that's your mom
You never know what it means.

Fuck you lol

You're such a tels

by Geileboom December 30, 2018

Telirya

Telirya is a very sweet and kind girl. When you first meet her, she's very outgoing and understanding. As you warm up to her, you will notice how little she cares. She has had a rough background and she has a crush on a Character named Goldie. Together they are very strong and a great, bold, short-tempered couple. They both show each other affection in their own kind of way, and will do anything to protect one another.

I love you Telirya💖

by TheOcGoddess January 14, 2019

teletubbies

big furry giants under your childrens bed that eat them at night

the teletubbies ate micheal last night.

by battlebus09 February 19, 2019

telepatash

telepatash is when u have crazy thelepathic skillz and 11 crazy famous celebrity people like theo von dave chapelle action bronson some death ones and some of wich the names i do not wish to mention ... was only aloud to mention famous known celebs and not aloud to mention any unknowns unno...anyways,,, who also have crazy telepathic skills invite u on a crazy cruise called (the dreampatsah)( This Tahiti-based Lagoon 620 features 6 cabins, 6 heads, and all the luxuries you expect. Sail through this verdant oasis – it’s surrounded by turquoise-blue seas and populated by people whose friendliness is legendary. Let our crew show you Tahiti how you’ve never seen it before on this world-class catamaran.) and your stuck on this cruise but the whole world whil label u crazy bcous U be wippin shit up in the kitchen with tha(t big ol elephant) action bronsolino and u be out on the balckony smoking sigs with dave chapelle and courtny love thinking it to be the deck of the cruise any time just anybody not just anybody could show up and make u laugh so mtf loud best feeling ever( telepatashme)can be very dangerous...try not to laugh so loud when talking to fellow( telepatashian) cruisemembers try soft whispering ...if the astroligy police finds out u out on a dreampatash being a telepatashian without u being a famous celeb mentioned by so many in the urban dictionary u could really get in big trouble ...

me:theo von invited me on one of his crazy (telepatashic ) cruises again
You:oooh so theooo von "that famous mtv roadrullers reality tv celebrity dutch southern crazy perv comedian"whom u love so dear! (like a brother0 has gone telepatash too?
ME:yeah me too...and it got me into a lot of trouble when the astroligy police found out i too was telepatashing ...
You:didnt the astroligy police know that u are one of them? i mean a telepatashian?
ME:NO they must have thought i was facking it ...being a cleb and al...

by barbello January 15, 2019

Telinoodle

A ugly kid who is half teletubie and half noodle

Dania:Omg did you know that Aidan is a telinoodle

Aevan:oh so that's why he was always weird

by Marshmelloe January 21, 2019

tellong

just pure facts

don't tellong her

by tellong January 31, 2019