“Ahh, I wish I had joined the 14 club.”
“I miss those times when I thought I was depressed.. it’s nothing like it is now lol.”
“I miss those times when I thought I was depressed.. it’s nothing like it is now lol.”
by Shrumple November 11, 2021
an episode of unikitty that could have made it to tiktok if it didn’t come out 3 years prior its a cautionary tale for gen z minors
so basically this blue dog named prince puppycorn wants to become the ultimate glizzy gulper by joining a group of people called the wiener club (the word glizzy didn’t exist yet) his four mfs see him eating more than joey chestnut and warn him that if he keeps eating glizzies he will turn into one he eventually wins but now hes “glizzycorn” cause now hes 1000000000000x larger than your ordinary pp and now the wiener club wants to shove him up their assholes lol im not explaining the whole thing go watch it yourself
so basically this blue dog named prince puppycorn wants to become the ultimate glizzy gulper by joining a group of people called the wiener club (the word glizzy didn’t exist yet) his four mfs see him eating more than joey chestnut and warn him that if he keeps eating glizzies he will turn into one he eventually wins but now hes “glizzycorn” cause now hes 1000000000000x larger than your ordinary pp and now the wiener club wants to shove him up their assholes lol im not explaining the whole thing go watch it yourself
ex. 1: “you need to watch wiener club so you can stop eating so much bad food”
ex. 2: “i wish i could watch the nathan’s hot dog competition but damn wiener club is better”
ex. 2: “i wish i could watch the nathan’s hot dog competition but damn wiener club is better”
by originalbarnes3030 December 06, 2023
I bought an Amtrak ticket from Texas to Michigan and fucked this chick and joined the Steel Mile Club.
by Da facts 13 September 07, 2021
Hey Lucille I hear Maverick Social Club are playing Water Rats tonight.
Lets fucking go and see them.
Lets fucking go and see them.
by Reverendgeronimoflash January 09, 2019
by Naughty Daddy April 10, 2019
The man lays on his back perched on his shoulders, ass in the air. The woman (or man) uses the partners flaccid dick to push his balls as close to his asshole as possible. Like a game of mini golf. extra points for any balls made in
My wife's new favorite game is "The Floppy Golf Club" and I must agree it is fun to play after the kids head off to bed.
by Uncon_Cabbage January 05, 2024
(noun) Used to describe a type of person who believes they are morally sound in their actions of doing whatever it takes to get what they want, regardless of the repercussions. These people are generally seen as late-in-life, Christian males with highly patriarchal tendencies. They commit acts that are anywhere from morally grey to completely unethical, justifying themselves with claims of making the world a better place, protecting the future, or some other grandiose illusion, and believe they have more authority than they do, portraying themselves as powerful to have control over others around them. They often belittle any opinions different than their own, making them inflexible to logic or alternate points of view.
“After his callous response to the Houthi bombings - fist emoji, American flag emoji, fire emoji - it’s clear Mike Waltz is a member of the triple F club.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
“My friend’s grandfather must be in the triple F club, because when I explained how his racist joke was inappropriate, he gave me a patronizing smile and responded, ‘Okay, Snowflake, sorry I hurt your sensitive feelings.’”
“John isn’t a member of the triple F club, because when I explained my side of the story, rather than continuing to chastise me to make himself seem more important, he understood my view, then we came to an agreement on the matter.”
by SolsticeGoals April 09, 2025