Semi-skimmed

A Turkish man who is a mass producer and dealer, most notably known for his work in dodging tree branches in the streets of london.

ay ur semi-skimmed man

by ratman123123123 March 21, 2024

Semi-gay

A sexuality where someone experiences homophilic sexual and romantic attraction but also qualifies as being on the asexual/greysexual and/or aromantic/greyromantic spectrums.

I label my sexuality as semi-gay, which means I feel attracted to people of the same sex/gender, but I also feel asexual/aromantic.

by Jeppesper March 22, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

Semih

"Semih" embodies a rare breed of fanatical devotion to Three Days Grace and their demigod frontman, Adam Gontier. These disciples traverse the boundaries of sanity, their every waking moment consumed by thoughts of Gontier's gravelly vocals and brooding lyrics. Their obsession transcends mere fandom, bordering on the realms of religious fervor. They've been spotted performing midnight rituals under the pale glow of the moon, chanting Gontier's name in reverent tones while clutching worn-out concert tickets to their chests. To encounter a Semih is to witness a devotee so utterly entranced by Gontier's aura that they've forsaken all semblance of reality in favor of a perpetual pilgrimage to the altar of their musical messiah.

"Hey, did you see that guy over there with the Three Days Grace shirt and the Adam Gontier tattoo?"
"Yeah, he's a total Semih. "

by DilayGontier April 16, 2024

semen

semen is the good stuff that cums haha get it out of your genitalia
Yes I do have a PhD in semen don't ask again.

Example:
Person: That movie was so nice! What was your favorite part?
Another Person: Semen
Person: W-what?
Another Person: Semen
Person: Fuck, I knew it

by Average Discord Moderator April 20, 2024

semi-erect penis

When your erection is long but soft, hence a semi-erect penis.

Joe's got a semi-erect penis in his pants.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Semi-dumb

Someone who is genuinely smart, but always acts like he has less IQ points than his pet rock

Peter: oh yeah, well if f(x) = 2x2 + 4x - 5; then a = 2, b = 4, c = -5.
Jeff: shit you smart
Peter: wait are bees real
Jeff: are you actually braindead
Marcus: nah hes just semi-dumb

by ff69 April 27, 2024