Sex wizard

A sex wizard is someone whose specaturaly magical in bed. They might do things you have never done before . They will make u orgasmic in a split of a second because they are just that good , they know the exact way on how to make your willy wet or your cat meow

Nathan called Michelle a sex wizard , supposedly he’s really good.
He is a sex wizard.

by lover10245 June 26, 2018

sharpie sex

Your masturbating with a sharpie

Alice stole her friends sharpie and went to the bathroom and masturbated till she had a loud orgasm where then her friend came in and joined in the fun

Alice:AHHHHHHHH OHHHH SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD
Alice's friend:HAH FEEL IT BABY Sharpie are soooo good
Alice and her friend kissed while the sharpie was smiling

Sharpie's are used for masturbation
SHarpie sex

by sharpiexxx June 9, 2018

fun sex

Sex where you have fun don’t care about what you guys do and laugh during sex

Damn we had fun sex last night we were laughing

by Poop is funny March 13, 2018

clinic sex

Used by European escorts to explain "Sex with Condom." Or also understood to mean safe sex.

My services include Clinic Sex, GFE etc...

by World-Wide-777 June 16, 2016

Sex weight

Weight put on by a woman after she gets comfortable in a relationship and no longer feels like she has to look her best for him.

Jim: Did you notice that Patty in marketing is starting to get a little heavy lately? All of her clothes are starting to get too tight on her.
Sarah: Yeah, she's getting pretty serious with her new boyfriend and she's really starting to pack on the sex weight.

Karen: What do you mean you don't want to get dessert tonight?

Melissa: No, I think Mike is about to break up with me and I need to start losing all this sex weight I've put on since we started dating.

by Ernie Pantusso February 1, 2017

Sex Doll

The sex doll is a plastic/silicon replica of a female, meant for people to have sex with. The sex doll was first invented by a man named David Sex Doll in 1859 who, because he was a virgin, decided he wanted to create something that he could have sexual intercourse with that wouldnt reject him but also felt like a real woman, so he took some mud and put inside of a beaver pelt and sewed it together and that was the 1st sex doll.

"Man I really want to buy a Sex Doll cause all these women keep rejecting me"

by CumNuts November 4, 2020

wonder sex

when having good sex with a person for the first time; good, almost TOO good! making a person wonder, 'wow, how many partners have they had'!

guy 1: did you sleep with her
guy 2: yup, we had wonder sex
guy 1: what do you mean by that?
guy 2: I wonder how many guys she's been with; she was awesome; almost to the point where I thought I had to ask how much!?!
guy 2: wonder sex, I gotta get me some of that

sextoo goodpartnerswonderpay

by winnipegdude September 9, 2012