Knee hiding pant leg tugger

Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her

That knee hiding pant leg tugger really needs a piggy back

by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.

Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.

by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022

Pants Crouton

A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont October 23, 2015

Crusty pants

When you have a poop and if you don’t wipe properly the poop will cause skid marks and when it dries the poop will go crusty which results in crusty pants

Mommmm I have crusty pants again

by OrangeTS May 29, 2019

ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.

Guys I have ghost pants again.

by bobertingham October 21, 2015

Laughter pants

Laughing so hard you pee yourself.

Your joke gave me laughter pants.. where is your bathroom?

by Toberious Goodumski September 18, 2011