No u

The best comeback in history.

Kid 1: Your mom is fat!
Kid 2: No u

by Ryealie February 22, 2019

U capu sei morto

U capu you're dead

Siculo: I feel like sicilians deserve more
PowerGab76: U capu sei morto!

by SicilianPipe November 14, 2023

Wii U

What Happens When Developers Take The Wii Designs And Shit All Over It.

Dude, Your Design Is The Next Fucking Wii U.

by A reel person October 22, 2018

U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.

Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”

by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022

No U

The ultimate trap card in an argument.It can be used to deflect the most powerful sentence,you mom gay lol.

Trust us,this will wreck the living hell out of your opponent

Richard:Your mom gay lol
Jonathan:No u
Richard:*Teleports to another dimension*

by HANDLEALREADYUSED February 28, 2018

No u

The ultimate power that all people are born with but do not understand how to control until they become fully epic gamer.

John: bruh ur a fucking idiot
Henry: NO U
John: * Spontaneously combusts*

by Yezm8224 October 7, 2019

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017