murphy's law 

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

murphy's law by Murphy September 10, 2003

bar in the law 

Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.

Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew

bar in the law by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008

Deagle's Law 

The physics law that says you can find the answer to anything using the principles of physics.

I use Deagle's Law on everything and in the end, I only got 3 points on the physics test.

Deagle's Law by Hot&Fluffy January 28, 2009

Roddan's Law 

This law comes into play when a person uses the phrases "shouldn't we be focusing on the soliders" or "shouldn't we be focusing on the war?" when they deem a certain news item frivolous. The longer the conversation about said 'frivolous" news goes on, the more likely it is that someone will bring up soldiers or war and that others will start parroting the phrase. It's often used to shut down a conversation, after all, who can argue that the news shouldn't be focusing on the war or on soldiers? However, they person using Roddan's law is rightfully ignored.

"I can't believe that they're showing all this news about this celebrity!" cried Bob "Why don't they focus this much on our real heroes, the soldiers?"

"If you're so worried about the soldiers, why don't you donate to the veterans or volunteer to work with them?" asked Jim.

"Nah. I just wanna sit in my chair, sip my beer, and say 'oh, that's so sad' or 'man, that's a true hero!' when the news comes on. Makes me feel like a patriotic American!"

"Roddan's Law" said Jim and shook his head sadly.

Roddan's Law by Sakano July 13, 2009

Geiger's Law 

A law from the Book of Geiger which states "You are bigger than it."

That is, in any given situation, the largest of all present variables succeeds regardless of all other factors.

"Gross, there's mold on this bread."
"Nah you're safe, Geiger's Law bro!"

Geiger's Law by Tallness October 29, 2009

Fab's Law 

"Whatever it is, it always comes to late."

I ordered a new shirt for the party tomorrow, but due to shipping issues it wont be here till next week. I blame Fab's Law

Fab's Law by x1101 April 6, 2010

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism 

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010