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porn

so the defition should be:
Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/

miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?

Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
that was porn
by carimel August 16, 2025
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Yeezy Porn

WOOOOO! Yeah, sounds like fun. I won't watch it but, you know. You gotta keep paying those women to do the thing they're already doing for free.... You know? Or society will break down... Cus you won't be able to motivate the men to work in vain in the hopes that a crum of pussy will fall their way while lesser men steal and hoard reality for themselves.
Hym "Watch out PornHub! Yeezy Porn is coming at you! Wooo! The lone defender! Right here!"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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Porn

When mommy an daddy love each other very much!!!!!!
Mommy and daddy made porn last night
by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 4, 2020
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Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day
Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn
by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 28, 2024
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Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.
Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”
by Hele53 June 22, 2021
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porn

what you watch.

i know you do.

you can hide it from me.

i know everything.
pp porn
by amigay?or.areyou? July 6, 2022
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Scrambled Porn

If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.

You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.

Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
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