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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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skidder pig

A nasty fat bitch who takes more dick than a pornstar in the ass
by Cumdumpster121 November 11, 2017
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Sneaky pig

When you’re lowkey and you’re fat. Like sneaky Pete but with food instead of yo girl. That real fat ahh n*gga in yo math class.
Person 1: bro, quamel jus stole my sandwich

Person 2: his sneaky pig ass-

Person 1: I’m sayin, he always sneaking a snack or some shit-

Sneaky pig: Big ass n*gga
by therealestmonkeyupinhere April 30, 2023
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hitler pig

Another nickname of the Chief Caucasian Terrorist of America who has a penchant for Adolf Hitler.
Hitler Pig was sleepy in his first criminal trial.
by SchlongPatrickHannity April 28, 2024
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pig

Pig!
by LxnaticLxna September 14, 2021
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That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.
“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019
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Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
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