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god squad

the religion crazed person that runs ASB
Thought God Squad may be our asb prez...she totally sucks
by kdrjsf May 10, 2006
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peace to the gods

means to be gone or to tell someone you are leaving
r: "yo you out?"

t: "yeah man, im peace to the gods."
by Soto Capo October 16, 2008
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Lamb of God

A bad metal band that tries too hard to be "hardcore metal" or "metalcore" or whatever you call it while sucking in the process. News flash: Constant, incoherent screaming doesn't make you a "badass", it makes you look like a group of idiots with no depth. I'm not saying they aren't instrumentally talented, because they are, but raw talent and manufactured guitar solos don't make up for shitty songwriting and boring concepts. Similar cases of talented bands that still manage to suck include Dream Theatre and Children of Bodom.
"YEAH! LAMB OF GOD IS TEH HARDKORE!!!1"
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"Lamb of God could be so much better, but they choose to be fucking lame."
by Celia Cruz March 26, 2005
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God mode

When an individual drinks crown royal and feels as if they can do anything.
Bruh did you see that stream last night? That man went god mode!!
by God mode master September 18, 2017
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God Condom

Where you pray to god to put a protective shield around your dong and if it fails you stop believing.
Discreet way of saying you aren't using a condom.
I prepared my god condom, but she ended up getting pregnant. I threw away my bible and no longer attend church.
Babe did you bring protection? ofc babe I got my god condom.
by GucciAdonis September 28, 2017
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God Church

Honestly like fucking idek like some bullshit a random youtuber (that looks like that bully from that 1984 karate kid movie) made because he's trash and needs something to rhyme with merch
Just sjdjdhsjd jshdbdeb sjdhsjssj, and it's selling like a god church. ~ Jake Paul
by httpxary on instagram November 6, 2017
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God's lube

When your getting fucked anally without lube and the blood starts to run. Aka God's lube
I love anal but only with God's lube.
by Gatorprimus6969 August 14, 2022
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