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shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.
my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making
by mr.assorth October 2, 2013
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021
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beauty with brains

by Bao16 September 19, 2020
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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 11, 2022
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brain pumpkin

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.
Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack
by Han Sweston December 12, 2015
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flame over brain

when you passionately crush on someone at times when they're ugly because you know you love that person unconditionally. in this case, your heart beats your mind.
When I first saw that picture of her, her ugliness scared the hell outta me, but minutes later, I found myself crushing hard on it 'cause I realize I still like her a lot. I guess I got my flame over brain!!
by Dreamerbae01 January 16, 2016
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Brain Cable

Term for when 2 people think the same thing at the same time when they are not in the same place
Holy shit, my girlfriend called me to go eat thai while I was thinking the same thing. again. We have a fucking brain cable installed between us!
by GH27 April 7, 2023
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