Baby Backfire

While a woman's giving birth, someone shoves his/her hand into her vagina, pushing the baby back into her uterus.

One: I was doin' this hooker, and she went into labor!

Two: Oh my god, what did you do?!

One: Baby Backfire.

Two: Good man.

by Justis. January 9, 2010

whiner baby

people who loves to complain, but does nothing about their lives

You keep loathing about your pathetic job, you're such a whiner baby!

by posh_spice May 19, 2009

Baby Locked

When a woman tricks a man into getting herself pregnant on purpose, for the soul solution of never being dumped by the man, who is then on "Baby Locked" and committed.

"Hey did you hear what Robyn has done to James? She's got the poor sucker Baby Locked."
"Aaah man that sucks, guess we won't be seeing much of him out anymore"

by Capn Webshta December 20, 2009

Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

Baby Cub

A small female who resembles a bear cub, often purring, tugging at others while drunk, and stumbling around like a small cub. Often, these cubs are found very cute by the opposite sex, and they pride themselves on their ability to lure in men with their cuteness just as baby cubs do to everyone who sees them.
Note: these cubs frequently ask "am i a baby cub?" to fellow females.

She's being such a cub right now, all cute and laying on the floor like a helpless bear cub. I love that Baby Cub"

by Eskimo #3 September 29, 2010

Baby DP

A sexual act, usually accidental. It occurs when having sex with a pregnant woman, where your penis enters both the woman and an orifice of the baby's

I think I baby dp-ed her, cuz I heard moaning coming from her belly

Steven baby dp-ed Bristol Palin

by Murphdogg6 April 28, 2009

Baby's Brains

A man's scrotum.

The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.

"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"

by siikworm January 22, 2008