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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 8, 2021
mugGet the apple caremug.

apple-knocker

did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker

nope.
stop being an apple-knocker
by apple-knocker April 16, 2018
mugGet the apple-knockermug.

Apple

John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”
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apple

Apple is an golden apple from minecraft. The golden apple can be crafted with 9 golden ingots, 1 apple. You need a crafting table to craft it. The golden apple was added in 1.3.1 The golden apple gives u also effects such as Absorption I for 2 minutes (providing 4 points of absorption health) Regeneration II (1 every 25 ticks, × 0.4 per second) for 5 seconds (long enough to heal 4 points of damage)
I HAVE TO EAT A GOLDEN APPLE I AM FUCKING DIENG
by goldennggr July 18, 2022
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Apple

I thought everybody knows what Apple is...
Apple is a company that sells electronics and roast other types of phones despite all the bugs, errors in their products. And they have a mean af virtual assistant named Siri who doesn't do stuff she is told too. And there's a high chance that you are using one of their products.
by baboon using a laptop June 15, 2019
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Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.
Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!
by P.O, E.S, E.L January 8, 2012
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gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off apple tastes rotten.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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