A Country Called U.S.A. Or United States of America, Located In North America Below Canada
Usually Associated With Guns, Terrible Healthcare (Outrageous Cost But Overall Still Works), Diabetes, Outrageous Comments on a Wormhole to The Worst Universe Known to The Locals Being Feral And Primitive Creatures as Twitter.
Hyper patriotic/nationalistic rural American. The type of individual to fly a full-sized flag off the back of his gen 3 Ram 2500, alongside stickers advertising what sorts of firearms he keeps at his home.
This man will spend hours online waxing poetic about the 'revolution' he intends to participate in, if he's 'pushed to far', then drives to walmart to that night's dinner.
Herb: Damn, you see that old lady get smoked out by that asshole in the diesel pickup, with the NRA bumper stickers completely obstructing the rear view?
Sammy: Yeah, I saw that. Central PA's full of these Ameriban types.
When you drink a whole can of Arizona tea and have some left in your mouth. Wait about an hour to let the tea savor into your tongue. Then have your companion have their ass cheeks open for you to spit the tea in and you fuck the asshole untill you bust. When you bust you stick a firework in the asshole and light it up. The nut and shit and the tea will protect the asshole but make the firework explode louder and bigger
(Girl 1)It was fourth of July and we did sweet America! (Girl 2) whaaat my man did that last year! (Girl 3) I wanna do it.