When you drink a whole can of Arizona tea and have some left in your mouth. Wait about an hour to let the tea savor into your tongue. Then have your companion have their ass cheeks open for you to spit the tea in and you fuck the asshole untill you bust. When you bust you stick a firework in the asshole and light it up. The nut and shit and the tea will protect the asshole but make the firework explode louder and bigger

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods