permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Aqua hair day

June, 14th!

It’s aqua hair day!! Congratulate your favourite aqua haired person!!

“Happy aqua hair day!!”

by Knoire June 13, 2022

fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.

Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.

by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 3, 2023

pineapple hairs

A word to describe the stems on top of pineapples made the YouTuber Anix.

Frank: I just got a pineapple
Mark: What are those pineapple hairs called?

by minduh June 16, 2020

homeless hair

When you have ratchet, nappy, oily hair

Ramona why do you have homeless hair?

by Nanoni October 28, 2015

dark-haired fem

A queer woman with dark hair who will look like an Angel but completely mess with your mind

She won’t stop falling for dark-haired fems even though it never ends well

by Queeeeeeeeeeer October 29, 2023