uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

by tha_cuddla February 8, 2004

shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

jazz hands#1098

while wearing aviator glasses you take the sharp part of a hammer and smacking it into your leg while coverd in bird shit and eating fried chicken on a tuesday and rubbing tomato sause all over your penis and watching the disney channel.

want to do jazz hands#1098 with your mother.

by friedchickenishot January 13, 2011

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

1 hand waltz

Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.

After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.

by C.M.E. Barnard December 30, 2008

second-hand rap

Phenomenon created when some idiot with a loud car stereo believes the entire community would like to have their own music, conversations, or inner peace drowned out by the cacophony created by some angry black man shouting about bitches, a sampled bassline, and the sound of a car being vibrated apart.

Our day at the park was ruined by second-hand rap.

by the.puppet.man January 6, 2006

Throw hands

She is bomb ass fuck she know how to fight she sexy ass hell even with out her hair done and he eyes and she a badass she will whoop y’all ass she cool a good best friend funny ass hell if she don’t like you she don’t like you she honest too

Throw hands

by LeeLee starks May 25, 2019