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Get the dirty nutter mug.To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!
Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".
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Get the Dirty Phillips mug.A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.
"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
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