Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.

By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.

by extremesledding December 20, 2021

Ninja

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021

NINJA

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets

I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.

by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021

Ninja

Stealthy asian mfs

When we were in asia we had to watch out for a ninja, they are silent and deadly and asian.

by donteatpetsman April 12, 2022

Ninja Feed

Ninja Feed = Weed
Only applicable if you roll with NinjaSkinz
see also Ninja

Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.

by fork masta October 24, 2004

Ninja Sheriff Treemi

Dumb Ass who runs through out the Westland night life with camera. Occasionally hopping fences. Usually with Ninja Fukushimi.

Your mom is Ninja Sheriff Treemi.

by Alyssa December 5, 2004

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021