Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.
Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."
by Merten December 05, 2010
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Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex
Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!
by Phrogman March 19, 2024
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skigity blow

Something equivalent or equal to the bomb.
That party was skigity blow last night.
by Urkbazerk August 15, 2017
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People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.
Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.
by liprox May 14, 2022
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my pants are blowing up!

when your shitting yourself so hard that your pants blow up
i think i had to much taco bell... AHHH my pants are blowing up!!
by some stupid guy September 05, 2023
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blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build
That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips
by Tribal_Warfare January 21, 2024
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