squatty runs

squatty runs are walking lunges! its super funny and your gym teacher will hate you forever

hey mannnnn, lets go do some SQUATTY RUNS!!!

by baileygiles15543 December 11, 2017

15K run

A life-threatening amount of gay anal sex.

"Holy shit, I just went on a 15K run. I'm sweating and panting so hard right now"

by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022

Crystal Run

a euphemism for having sex

Josh: Yo I'm about to do a Crystal Run
Brock: GG, hope you drop alloy ;)

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

RUNNING TROUT

When someone continually runs their mouth but can't back up the things they spout. Can also be used in the way of Spoutin' Out the Trout.

"That guy always talks a big game, always over there running trout but not backing it up. "

by BigT33 August 29, 2025

Sprinkler Running

Waking up early in the morning and running through everyone's sprinklers without getting caught.

Jody and I were sprinkler running until we got the cops called on us when we broke a sprinkler by kicking it.

by SprinklerRunner January 17, 2010

You look like you can run forever

A backhanded compliment poking fun at how skinny/scrawny someone is.

That’s a nice truck but “You look like you can run forever”.

by the retarted scholar May 13, 2024

mountain runs

Shitting your tent so vad you have to leave it behind at a music festival after eating bad shrooms.

Must have been the fried oyster -mountain runs

Little kid: Hey daddy, whats a mountain runs?
Dad: I think its refered to as a stowers.

by Mountainruns365 October 10, 2013