bird

Acronym for "Bipedal Intelligence and Reconnaissance Drone." Generally a machine with wings, feathers, and a beak.

A bird almost spotted me commiting a federal crime.

by Mattjod May 29, 2022

Worlie Bird

When you bottomed out in your girls ass and she tells you to go deeper, so you improvise

Guy 1 - I had to give Rebecca the 'Ol Worlie Bird last night.

Guy 2 - sucks your dicks small.

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 15, 2015

savage video birds

Birds that ruin you video

All of the kids: Lets make a video!

Okay!

3 seconds later...

savage video birds come in and mess up recording.

F**K YOU BIRDS!

by sHadybo1 April 21, 2020

Bird

Bird is a word.

A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird
About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird

by 🍰 December 14, 2020

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019

MORE BIRDS

When you see a group of birds you scream MORE BIRDS

Cranley:MORE BIRDS
ME:MORE BIRDS

by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023

Safety bird

A girl you lower your standards for in order to get away with anything.

Did you hear what happened last night our Bob got home drunk and smashed chips off his girlfriend's head, thank God the a safety bird.

by ]terrydactly September 8, 2018