Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

by slimalien March 14, 2020

To Do-me List

While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.

Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.

by Kat'O9 May 4, 2014

me best mate

Someone who’s shit you put up with cause you know you can always count on them.

This is me best mate got some strange ways but a heart of gold, can always count on her/him

by Blueford December 31, 2018

Fly Me to the Moon

An absolute banger of a song written by Frank Sinatra.

P1: Hey Bro, Have you heard of "Fly Me to the Moon?"
P2: No shit sherlock, It's an absolute banger

by Tanka007 September 28, 2019

pour me a 8

This is when you mix (codeine) in soda. It is a large amount of syrup in less soda. When you pour a 8 it is possible to overdose but some pour a 16. It starts from a 2 which is the smallest amount of syrup in soda. It is not recommend due to addiction.

Pour me a 8 cause a 4 does nothing to me.

by Kimuch November 6, 2019

fuck me in the ozarks

An epithet used to express extreme frustration. It's funny because it refers to Ned Beatty's character getting ass-rammed by hillbillies in the movie "Deliverance," while defeating the listener's expectation that an orifice, rather than a geographic location, will be mentioned as the terminal word. Originated by maddox.

"Fuck me in the Ozarks," screamed the alien when I threw water on him and he started melting.

by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006

notice me senpai

It's a Japan thing. Apparently, it's from anime. Senpai means someone you're suppose to look up to. (in this case a senior or a teacher if you're thinking of that chick from Misao who liked her teacher.) All in all 'Notice Me Senpai' means you want someone older than you to like you.

Person 1: "Give up, he doesn't like you."
Person 2 (to their senpai): "NOTICE ME SENPAI!"

by Idekman January 24, 2014