Jack-Tard

A mix between a jackass and a retard. Mainly, it means someone who is really stupid and an asshole.

Man: Hey, queer, dig that hole!
Woman: No, stop being a jack-tard!

by pens0087 July 21, 2009

Jack Jawin'

v. The act of speaking ill of ones opponent.

also: Talking trash, smack talking

Those Masshole Red Sox fans were Jack Jawin' about my Yanks until they got swept this weekend. Jaws ain't jackin' so much anymore.

by dbroooklyn August 11, 2009

Mac jack

Stealing a macbook from someone when they are not paying attention

Jimmy got mac jacked when he wasn't paying attention in class

by LostKeys666 September 16, 2009

Hoe-Jack

a system of designated text's or call times; exchanged between you && your girlfriend/boyfriend, letting you know where they are at all times.

Bro...idk where my girl is or what she's doing; i may need Hoe-Jack.

by BadNewzParish February 25, 2010

Jack Race

A Masturbation Race. Can be competitive or used as foreplay

Micheal and John had a Jack Race while watching porn on Bradley's PS3

by Veitsknight May 8, 2011

fractal jacking

The practice of videotaping yourself masturbating and then masturbating to the video. The process can be continued ad infinitum, till you have created a fractal of narcissistic pornography.

Fractal jacking is one of the top ten pastimes at Harvard.

I just reached the hundredth iteration of my fractal jacking; time to celebrate!

by tungstenseabass December 26, 2010

Jack Asstic

A word describing a male who is always a Jack Ass.

Connor Wilson is so jack asstic

by lakdlfaj August 11, 2010