White Amnesia

Can happen to anybody with a white friend/lover/associate/rival/enemy. A common condition among Caucasians where you'll bring up a time (be it out of fun or seriousness) where they clearly did you bogus, said some fighting words to you, or just did something to offend and/or disrespect you personally. Upon the instance of you bringing it up to their attention at a later date, they'll deny it with the cluelessness of a toddler and will display genuine shock that they would do such a thing. If you keep pursuing the subject, they will then come to the conclusion that it was your fault that it happened.

Guy 1: "Man, remember that time when you went off on that waitress and called her a big-lipped monkey-fuck because she brought your meal last?"

Guy 2:"What? No way, when did this happen?!"

Guy 1: "My guy, it was last year. We all got our food and you had ordered some extra shit and when she said that yours still had time, you got mad and called her a monkey-fuck under your breath. We all heard you and she even looked at you too."

Guy 2: "WHAT?! No bro, I would NEVER say that! That's not funny, man. Even if I ever did, it was because she was being an asshole about it!"

Guy 1: "Nah man, she was polite and we could tell she was nervous too. You definitely did her bogus for that one."

Guy 2: "That's crazy...nah, I don't believe it. I always respect bitches, man!"

Guy 3: "Hahahahaha, Blake is doing that White Amnesia shit again!"

Guy 2: "WHAT?! Bro, I swear, I do NOT remember that shit even happening! You guys are making shit up!"

Guy 1: "Bruh, chill. We're just havin' fun! We don't care that you cussed her out, it's just funny how it happened."

Guy 3: "Yeah man, don't be butthurt lol"

Guy 2: "...I still don't know what you guys are talking about but whatever..."

by RealNameNoGimmicks August 23, 2021

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