David

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.

“Man, David didn’t show up again. Add a day!”

by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David Ruiz

A guy with a plump ass and gives amazing head

"I heard Oliver got a blow job from David Ruiz"
"OH my is he lucky"

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

david

when something is ragebait

"nah this is so david"

by jobiff April 22, 2025

David

The coolest guy who always knows the answer to your questions about specific questions. He is very good in the bed industry. He makes the highest quality beds and sells massive orders to MattressFirm every year. If you know him, ask him for a loan cuz he's filthy rich from the mattress industry

I just slept in David's bed
You're one lucky girl

by ArthurGaudreau December 16, 2019

David

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021