Some of the hottest things on the golf course and lake shore. Usually accompanied by some khaki cargo shorts. These knees belong to high school boys and actual dads alike and are nevertheless perfect. There’s just something about them, they aren’t too skinny, and have just enough definition to hint at the mussels in the strong dad legs. Such dad knees can be judged when owner squats down to appraise the green.
Golf Girl #1: Omg, did you see that guy in those khaki shorts?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
Golf Girl #2: Are you taking about the kid with the banging dad knees?
GG#1: (blushing) Maybe…but I mean like…did you see them?!
GG#2: Yeah they were pretty…mmm mmm mmm!
GG#3: (walks up) Did you see those dad knees?
by trying_their_best May 18, 2022
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The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.
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Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
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Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."
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