Definitions by IrishHedgy

dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

dad calves by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025