Confiscate the moneys 

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.

Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.

Confiscate the moneys by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016

Confuzzled 

Kind of like confused but bigger. Like, confused and puzzled

Teacher: How do you solve the equation 2xy+ 2/3 - 72b
Student: I don't know, I'm just so confuzzled

Confuzzled by Daddy's.Kitten December 25, 2016

confusive 

(Adjective)
To be unclear, or confusive.

Xavier was being confusive.

confusive by Nslalbd December 26, 2016

confuzled 

confuzled- coming from the words confused and puzzled. you use this word when you are at the maximum amount of confusion a human can get

jack: miss i am so {confuzled}about this question
teacher: i'll come and help i hope its not as hard as you say it is

confuzled by detective101 December 26, 2016

Configurate 

Configurate (noun): A discernable pattern, in the shape of the Hindu-Arabic numeral eight ("8"), created by a convicted criminal while engaged in any locomotive activity, either self-propelled (walking, running, skating, bicycling, etc.) or by way of a motorized conveyance (automobile, motorcycle, Hoverboard, Segway, etc.)

Gayle: "Can you believe that Donald Trump is actually going to be the next President of the United States?"
Bob: Yeah, I know. That's crazy, right? But I'm sure it won't be long before all of America gets to enjoy seeing Trump

configurate for the rest of his life.

Configurate by TheoFandtoa January 8, 2017

Confusity 

the feeling of extreme confusion

John: hey what happened???

Me : i'm not sure i've been over come by confusity

Confusity by foreign zimbo January 21, 2017

confurfled 

Adding an inappropriate definition to what someone has said.

I totally smashed her team!!!
I is... confurfled

confurfled by Jfizicnzodkzos'd'd'IhateTrump February 1, 2017